Saturday, April 30, 2005

Franks Geekdom Saturday: Monsters!

We're all living in a geeky submarine, a geeky submarine, a geeky submarine.
We're all living in a geeky submarine....

Hello and good day. I'm back this week, after a geeky hiatus last week, with another geekdom.
What will I write about today?
The history of CCG's?
Nahh... that's a topic for another day.
Will it be the history of fantasy art?
No, I have more research to do on that topic before I can post.
Well what then?
MONsters!
monsters
Yep, that's right monsters.

The staple of roleplaying, aside from pretending to be somebody else which is alot like theatre, are the monsters. In fact unlike theatre, your "character" actually gets to fight monsters in roleplaying game. Monsters just don't jive with Williams or Ionesco. That's the attraction of the games for most boys hitting puberty that are cursed with geekiness (or not), to be able to fight monsters.
Monsters are of course split up into many different kinds.
There's goblinoids, abberations, and undead of Dungeons and Dragons.
There's the Eldergods and their minions from Call of Cthulu.
There's the Splugorth and the Xiticix of Rifts.
Every game setting and system has it's own set of baddies, full of the sort of mettle it takes to make a group of adventurers have a bad day.
Lets take a look of some of the more common and popular ones.

Dragons:
They are a staple of most any fantasy game system, and they are usually some of the most powerful baddies you can come across. Dragons are big, usually powerful with a breath weapon and some sort of magic, and typically vain. What sort of ragon and the amount of dragons in a setting are fully dependent on the GM. Of course. There are settings where dragons are abundunt, or relatively few and far between. To have a high fantasy setting (i.e. alot of magic) Dragons should be abundant, not frequent but well known about. To have a more traditional fantasy feel or low magic feel to the game; dragons should be rare, something that only great heros can take on.
Here are a few things that dragons should be: First and formost a challenge. There's a reason why dragons are feared, it's because they like to eat things, still treasure and dominate a region.
Second they should be big. A little dragon, even if super challenging, usually isn't intimading or fear generating. Third, they should be legendary, i.e. there should be alot of stories, myths and rumors behind any dragon in a campaign. Why? Simple it adds to the drama of the story telling. This is important if dragons are a rare beast in the world. It helps cast some doubt on the believablity of the stories, while making an initial encounter something to be remembered. It is even more important in campaigns where dragons are a little more common. I know this seems counterintuitive, but each dragon that an adventure party might encounter needs to be rememberable, after all what's the point of putting one in if they aren't?

Undead:
Undead have become sort of a cliche in gaming. Zombies and skeletons are not what they used to be. I'm proposing taking them back. All undead back in fact. There used to be major elements of horror when it came to undead, not so much any more. Vampires can still be scary, as can Liches and Mummies, but at the same time they have become common place. Rotting flesh, walking bones, undead wizards without faces. This stuff is scary, but too often it isn't treated as such. Why? Over use.
Undead should be used, as anything else, only if there is a reason for it. Zombies and skeletons are terriffying to low level adventurers. I'm personally an advocate for implementing a terror check for all undead, not just the heavy hitters like vampires and liches.
Quick run down on what sort of undead is out there.

Zombies and skeletons: Pretty self explanatory really, the walking dead, animated skeletons. Typically weak creatures, can be taken out with a severe beating. There's is no setting that I can think of that has uber strong zombies and skeletons... unless of course they happen to be animated creatures: the bones or corpses of giants, or dragons and other such beasties.

Ghosts:
Well ghosts, more powerful usually than zombies or skeletons, but certainly not anything like a vampire or a lich. Ghosts should be used as plot device, not simply a challenge to be over come, but a creature to help, give information, or simply add flavor to a setting.

Ghouls:
Pretty much foder for the characters to beat up on. More powerful than zombies or skeletons, these things eat rotting corpses in most campaign setting, and if bitten you have the unfortunant opportunity to become one. More akin in someways to the classic zombies of horror films, more mobile like the zombies from the recent remake of "Dawn of the Dead". These things should prove frightening, even for seasoned adventurers.

Vampires:
Depending on the campaign Vampires can be slightly more powerful than ghouls, to lengths of incredible power. Depending on the campaign they should be used as slightly more powerful minions, to indivuals of importance, beings behind the plot. Of course there are certain campaign settings that make the Vampires the characters. Instead of players hunting the beasts, the players are hunted by the hunters (Vampire the Masquerade or Requiem anybody).

Liches.
I don't recall ever seeing liches in another game system outside DnD, that said, they are quintesential to the settings. Liches are the sort of creatures that can make vampires tremble. Powerful spell casters and nearly immortal. If there is anybody behind a plot, then it should probably be a lich. First rule of thumb, make these beasties rare. Even in a high magic campaign world there should be more than one or two liches known to the characters at anyone time. Liches are evil, they are powerful, and it's a delight to throw one at a group of adventures, especcially if you are able to reveal to them that this beast has been behind all the evil workings and machinations that the adventurers have encountered.

Undead, like dragons should be used to flavor a campaign and give a distinct stamp on the adventures.

Well that's all for now, more next week where I'll continue this discussion moving into Demons, and "monsters" aka abberations.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

A Watery Planet

Logan is wet.
It's raining, we had one half a day of reprieve yesterday. In fact it was quite lovely, until about 5:30 p.m.
Then it clouded up, and started to rain.
And it's 3:30 right now, and its still raining.
The water table in downtown Logan is quite high, in fact it's so high that it's leaking through the floor of our basement.
The carpet is garaunteed to be shot.
Worse off, there's a damp spot in my apartment.
But that's not the worse thing... doesn't look like we're getting a break any time soon.
Which means the problems are only going to get worse.

The Clone Wars was cool.
I watched the first twenty episodes last night, and I've watched the last five.
Oh yeah!
Read Kevin Smiths review, which link is posted on Bruce's blog, and I am stoked.
I couldn't believe some of the stuff I read.
It sounds like this movie (Episode III) is going to be awesome! Awesome! Gruesome and Awesome.
I won't say much more about it than that, because I know there are about three or four of you who care, and may not want spoilers.
Whoo! Hoo!
Yeah that's all I can say.
If my apartment isn't completely and utterly flooded when I get home, I'm going to play Knights of the Old Republic II until I stop.
Ha!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Hoosier Dada

I know what you're thinking...
It's true I do.
You're thinking that because today is Wednesday (and it is, I checked) that I'm going to rant, rave/bitch, moan about something/nothing in particular.
Well HA!
Just because I do usually, doesn't mean I'm going to today.
It's a nice day out.
It's warm and the sun is shining.
I'm sure there are lovely ladies out and about, that always warms my heart.
I'm nearly finished with my apple.
Yeah, an apple! Do you have a problem with that?
Knights of the Old republic II is going along swimmingly.
The day is, potentially, good.
Now however if things go like they normally do, the day will be mediocre.
Not bad, but not all that exciting.
I'm here at work all day, then a rehearsal, then I might come back in here for another hour.
That's that.

There is one thing I wouldn't mind being able to do here in the store.
Well there's two, but aside from the little water problem we have down in the basement...
I wouldn't mind being able to turn it, so I have a different view out the window.
That would be nice.
Perhaps having a different view would change my outlook on life.
Who know's?

Hoosier Dada

I know what you're thinking...
It's true I do.
You're thinking that because today is Wednesday (and it is, I checked) that I'm going to rant, rave/bitch, moan about something/nothing in particular.
Well HA!
Just because I do usually, doesn't mean I'm going to today.
It's a nice day out.
It's warm and the sun is shining.
I'm sure there are lovely ladies out and about, that always warms my heart.
I'm nearly finished with my apple.
Yeah, an apple! Do you have a problem with that?
Knights of the Old republic II is going along swimmingly.
The day is, potentially, good.
Now however if things go like they normally do, the day will be mediocre.
Not bad, but not all that exciting.
I'm here at work all day, then a rehearsal, then I might come back in here for another hour.
That's that.

There is one thing I wouldn't mind being able to do here in the store.
Well there's two, but aside from the little water problem we have down in the basement...
I wouldn't mind being able to turn it, so I have a different view out the window.
That would be nice.
Perhaps having a different view would change my outlook on life.
Who know's?

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Sehnsucht, Eifersucht, Vereinsamung

Annette... soulmate huh?
Sweet. As soon as I get some cash saved up I'll be up to beat up her boyfriend and claim her as my own.
So macho of me I know.
Sadly, I'm not as optimistic as all that, nor am I quite (i do say quite) that barbaric.
Though, finding a hot geek chick is hard... I only know of a couple.
I think that if I do have a soulmate out there... then... well she's still out there.
No for now I'll be content to be discontent with my love life... or lack of one.

Now I'm trying to get my head around Boudledard, the french... philosopher/sociologist/economist/moralist.
If you haven't heard of him... well I'm not too surprised.
I've only heard passing mention of him in a few books.
Now I'm reading and incredibly dumbed down book of his theories, and let me tell you even this waterdowned version is just beyond my scope of understanding.
I'd go into his theories of seimology and all that jazz, but I think I'd really botch any sort of explanation that I try to offer.
I will say it's very fascinating and from what I can tell, it goes hand in hand with the idea of memes.

Well I gotta be honest... it's a nice day today.
It's warm, the sun is out.
There are clouds in the sky, but at the moment they are relatively non-threatening.
Yep, no complaints here.
None what so ever.
..................................................... Ok I've got alot of complaints, but I'm not going to go into them any more.
Afterall, I have to have something to write about tomorrow.

Viva la Wittgenstein!

Monday, April 25, 2005

Monday, Monday....

Well, it's Monday again, and things have been surpisingly busy here at work.
Lot's of folks feel that this must be the time to get rid of books, because we have alot of folks bringing them in.
Sorry about the lack of Geekdom.
I need to start planning ahead on these things.
I find the weekends I play DnD both Friday and Saturday and work.
That's alot of geekiness...one wonders how I live with myself without bullying myself all the time.
So that's what I'm going to do.
As it is, I will do the Geekdom blog I intended to do this paste Saturday, this coming Saturday.
So there.

I find that I have a remarkable like for Rammstein.
What? The german industrial dance metal band with the incredibly dark lyrics?
Yeah them.
I didn't used to like them, it's only been the last few years, but only having one of their albums means I'm nearly exhausted on it.
I'm going to have to get a new one.
I figure if the rest of their songs are as up beat as "Bueck Dich" (Bend Down or more common in english Bend Over) and "Spiel mit mir" (Play with me) then they have to be fun right?
Right.
I'm going to check it out.

Well, only a few days left... then it will be the day after those days are gone.
If you get my meaning.... if you don't... well screw you too.