Well, I'm stoked to see Sherrie's back for the abyss.
Welcome back Sherrie, we've missed you here on Bitchcake isle (though to be honest, I think there are only four or five of us left here).
I'm happy to see that, despite some bumps in the road your doing better.
See I do read the blogs regularly, even those who don't post all that frequently I read once a week.
Keep smiling Sherrie, it lights up my whole day.
So, I heard from a semi-reliable source (Tom) that if the inversion here in Cache Valley didn't clear up in three more days then the feds were stepping in.
Well, that was three days ago and I don't see any federal agents, civilian/soldiers, or government vehicles rounding up the bad air and escorting it out of the valley, so who knows.
Maybe they're setting up some big ass fans and hoses at the mouth of each canyon to suck out the bad air.
I have a sneaky suspicion that we'll all have to stay inside or risk being sucked into one of those fans.
Maybe there's some sort of tornado machine they can let loose, I bet that would clear things right up.
Like huge tracts of land for redevelopment.
Get rid of the downtown area merchants who are so moody and traditional so they can set up chain stores.
Too birds with one stone. Three really: Clean air, rid of pesky merchants, new shiny box stores.
Man can't beat that.
Can't wait to see the tornado.
posted by F.G. Shaw @ 10:23 AM
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